2 in 1

2 Trollpastas in 1! Both by Cassi75474!

1. DA HEDLASE GUYZ OF DA CLUB

DEY SMOKED WEED ERRY DAY AND LOST THEIR HEAD, NOW THEY DANCE IN DA CLUB FOREVER. PATRIXXX WAS FORCED INTO THIS FATE TOO, BUT THIS ONE WAS FROM A DIFFERENT UNIVERSE FROM THE MAIN TROLLPASTA UNIVERSE BECAUSE THIS ONE FROM THE UNIVERSE OF T43224 (TROLLPASTA UNIVERSE IS NAMED LOLTROLLPASTA) DECIDED TO TIMETRAVEL AND FUCKED UP THE SETTINGS AND LANDED IN DA CLUB IN THE CASSI75474 TROLLPASTA UNIVERSE SOMEHOW. THEN THE TEACHER FROM MY TROLLPASTA NAMED ENGLISH CLASS EXPLODED INTO BLOOD AND CAME BACK TO LIFE AND DANCED, THEN THEY ALL HAD FUN FOREVER DANCING.
Boy that was horrible. But now, prepare for the next one.

2. Spoopy Ghost

Based on a gif from Halloween 2013 that's on Tumblr. I actually reposted it.
There once there was a Spoopy Ghost. He decided to dance. Somebody posted a gif of him dancing to Tumblr and he got rich. He then got a Spoopy Ghost Wife. Then they had a child. Then everybody lived happily. Well not lived. They were Spoopy Ghosts. But they were happy.
Here's a BONUS!

BONUS: Spooky Scary Skeletons Lyrics.

SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS
SEND SHIVERS DOWN YOUR SPINE
SHRIEKING SKULLS WILL SHOCK YOUR SOUL
SEAL YOUR DOOM TONIGHT
SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS
SPEAK WITH SUCH A SCREECH
YOU'LL SHAKE AND SHUDDER IN SURPRISE
WHEN YOU HEAR THESE ZOMBIES SHRIEK
WE'RE SO SORRY SKELETONS
YOU'RE SO MISUNDERSTOOD
YOU ONLY WANT TO SOCIALIZE
BUT I DON'T THINK WE SHOULD
CAUSE SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS
SHOUT STARTLING SHRILLY SCREAMS
THEY'LL SNEAK FROM THEIR SARCOPHAGUS
AND JUST WON'T LEAVE YOU BE
SPIRITS SUPERNATURAL
ARE SHY WHATS ALL THE FUSS
BUT BAGS OF BONES SEEM SO UNSAFE
IT'S SEMI-SERIOUS!
SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS
ARE SILLY ALL THE SAME
THEY'LL SMILE AND SCRABBLE SLOWLY BY
AND DRIVE YOU SO INSANE
STICKS AND STONES WILL BREAK YOUR BONES
THEY SELDOM LET YOU SNOOZE
SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS
JUST WON'T LEAVE YOU BE!